Crash Bag, Vol. 80: Sex is Real

Oh, hello. Eric Longenhagen here. Please, let me explain.

I don’t like answering emails via the written word. I don’t find it fun. I take baseball too seriously (I’m aware of how dumb that sounds) to infuse fun and humor into questions about Marlon Byrd and Kevin Frandsen like Michael does so well. I just can’t do it. I DID want an excuse to do a podcast, however, which is why I accepted the responsibility of writing this week’s CrashBag. It is a dense 35 minutes long. Writing, recording and editing this thing took forever and it features more parts of me than I’d like to admit including, but not limited to, my fascination with villains, my inexplicable fluency in Yiddish slang and my love for juxtaposition between the ultra-serious and absurd. This podcast starts out as bland and boring as anything you’ve ever heard. At about the 15 minute mark, you’re gonna start wondering if you’re having a stroke. I hope you enjoy it and that I still have a job here on Monday.

Produced by: Phil Milia (@BeercanStudios)

Written and Directed by: Eric Longenhagen (@longenhagen)

Music by: The Transmission Now

Guest Starring: Jillian Galm and Glen Longenhagen


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  1. Eric Longenhagen

    November 15, 2013 02:42 PM

    It’s worked for everyone else. Maybe your computer device?

  2. Nick

    November 15, 2013 03:18 PM

    Yeah, so much for listening at work. Gonna try to get to it this weekend.

  3. johnnn

    November 16, 2013 01:26 PM

    “it rubs the lotion on its skin…” wow, so good. please do more of these podcast crashbags.

  4. WayneKerrins

    November 16, 2013 11:04 PM

    Fell asleep listening to this. But that’s a compliment after a 17 hour trip from Seoul to Malvern. Agree with Johnnnn, like the crash bag podcast format.

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