When I got home on Wednesday night, there was a notice taped to the door of my apartment building announcing that the pool would open next week.
I’ve lived here for five months and I had no idea we had a pool. I’m going to have to start working out. I wonder if we have a gym too.
Your questions, starting topically.
@dj_mosfett: “How long will Chase Utley *actually* be on the DL?”
Seems like the requisite 15 days is a decent estimate, maybe a little longer. But you know these oblique injuries–they can go sideways really quickly.
@DangerGuerrero: “do u think dom brown would have a higher ops if he were a giant dragon?”
No, I do not.
Dragons have relatively short arms and large heads, so Dragom Brown would not be able to cover the plate effectively. Furthermore, if he’s got eyes on either side of his head like a dinosaur (I’m thinking scary dragons and not that big flying cat from How to Train Your Dragon), he’d lack the depth perception required to hit.
That said, the power of flight would probably make him a superb defensive outfielder, so it might be worth it anyway.
@stevoc31: “why does Delmon Young exist?”
So Wally Joyner can take him to the Island of Dr. Moreau and turn him into a dragon for experimental purposes. This should happen at once.