So, the Ten is a day late. And Paul Boye, your usual curator, is out of pocket, so I will be pulling together your
Tuesday Wednesday 10 today. Plenty happening with the Phillies and around the league, so let’s get right into it.
10. Delmon Young plays the sport of baseball professionally (for money) in an organization known as Major League Baseball
OK, look. This isn’t that bad. Sure, there are countless other .gifs documenting Delmon’s tragilarious defense in the outfield, but that one hit off the wall! He could’ve played it better, or gotten to it quicker, but it bounced kinda funkily. It’s not like he botched a routine fly there. And, more importantly, it’s not as if the Phillies signed Delmon to be early-2000s Andruw Jones in the outfield; he’s here for his stick. He’s a role player, and it’s unfair to- actually, now that I’m looking at it, he’s hitting .214/.292/.393 in 65 plate appearances. That’s really bad. I mean, it’s only 65 plate appearances, and it’s not like the Phillies bet the house on him, but dang. He’d better pull some kind of streak together quickly.