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Delmon Young, the Great Satan, is currently working out for the Phillies, putting weight on his surgically repaired ankle (and what a weight he’s putting on that ankle!) but lest we forget that his OBP over the past two years was under .300, I bring you this, with a huge c/g to Jake Pavorsky, who did the heavy lifting in Photoshop, I submit the following.
Or, to go first person, Delmon Young: “I’m not a (good) player. I just crush alot.”