If They Only Knew

With a hat tip to BBTF, I’m pleased to link you to former Phillie Darren Daulton’s new website, Dutch2012.com. He’s promoting his book about the end of the world in 2012, called If They Only Knew. Daulton has claimed that he has traveled through time and has had extra-dimensional experiences.

Expectedly, Daulton’s claims are all verified by facts and corroborated by the experiences of others.

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  1. BS

    November 17, 2009 12:29 PM

    Ugh, why is he wearing his Phillies uniform on the cover of his book?

  2. Shooter-B

    November 17, 2009 03:50 PM

    Ancient greeks had Aristotle as their guide to metaphysics. We have Darren freakin’ Daulton. Wonderful…

    I just hope Dutch’s sequel “How to Build Your Own Spaceship with Mind Power” is released in time. Dumbass will probably have it released for Christmas season in 2012.

    I especially like the way he refers to a computer as a “cyber machine”. Oops, gotta go…I’m receiving an incoming transmission on my telecommunications device.

  3. H

    November 21, 2009 09:11 AM

    Dutch’s advice to Ruben Amaro: Trade Drabek, Happ, Brown and Taylor this offseason in an effort to win in 2010 and 2011.

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